Your drink order says more about your holiday personality than any personality test ever could. So sit back, pick your fave cocktail and get ready to book that trip the second you’re done reading.

Like most British people growing up in the 2000s, I had harboured a hatred for Jamie Oliver before I could even read. His healthy eating campaign in schools, which began in 2005, eventually led to promises from Prime Minister Tony Blair and official legislation in 2008 banning junk food in primary and secondary schools. Although his actions meant I could no longer clog my arteries into obesity on a crisp Tuesday lunchtime in 2012...

We all have that one show. The one we put on when reality becomes mildly offensive. The one we watch curled up in a dressing gown with a cup of tea, demolishing aggressively spicy ramen like it’s a form of self-harm, procrastinating when we’re meant to be revising, or (most dangerously) waiting for him to text back.

Everyone has seen the whole ‘eurosummer’ trend on tiktok. It’s not necessarily a trend, as many of us live this life every summer, but now everyone wants to live this life. I get it! Eurosummer is the peak summer experience. Outside all the time, having fun, looking good- why wouldn't you want a eurosummer?

London attracts over 30 million visitors each year, both international and domestic. It’s a convenient city break for many. It’s in Europe (although not in the European Union anymore…but visas can be as cheap as €20), it’s in an English-speaking country, and flights are oftentimes very cheap. I’m just back from a weekend city break to London with my friend, so here is how I would recommend spending two nights in England’s lovely capital city.