Your drink order says more about your holiday personality than any personality test ever could. So sit back, pick your fave cocktail and get ready to book that trip the second you’re done reading.

We all have that one show. The one we put on when reality becomes mildly offensive. The one we watch curled up in a dressing gown with a cup of tea, demolishing aggressively spicy ramen like it’s a form of self-harm, procrastinating when we’re meant to be revising, or (most dangerously) waiting for him to text back.